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Two Boys Allegedly Jizz In Frosting And Watch Their Teacher Eat It

Two Boys Allegedly Jizz In Frosting And Watch Their Teacher Eat It

In year nine I put detergent in my burgers (not enough to kill anyone) because I knew the class would eat it and I could watch and snigger. My friend Helen said that they were too 'moist' and it's only now that I'm admitting to this.

Ruining meals in food technology is something of a necessity, but this is next level stuff. And a new level of gross.

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A pair of lads, reportedly aged 14 and 15, allegedly tossed one off in a cup and mixed it with frosting which they then poured on some turnovers before handing it to their female teacher. If it was jerk chicken you could understand where the mistake could happen, but this was clearly not a misunderstanding. The turnovers would have looked something very similar to this.

Now semen is actually pretty much a superfood. Only one percent of it is sperm and there are over 200 proteins, as well as essentials such as vitamin C, calcium, fructose, vitamin B12 and more. Although it's actually good for you (and lads you can spread this fact wide and far when hoping for a bit of extra spice in the bedroom), it's not really the point.

This reportedly happened in Nebraska at Omaha Westside High School, as reported by the Omaha World-Herald.

They had made a trip to the toilet to do the deed in the cup and when she tasted them, as part of their assignment, she noticed someone wasn't quite right. They were busted after a fellow pupil told her that they overheard the boys talking about what they were going to do.

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Two of the pupils admitted to doing it, while a third said he chickened out.

The two boys face misdemeanour and disturbing the peace charges, but as there was no actual bodily harm (just bodily fluid), there was no assault charge.

Oh and Mrs Fox, I always over-salted the vegetable samosas every week because it wasn't me doing it. It was fucking Chris Graham who used to get the salt tub when I was occupied and tipped it in. Heaps of it. God knows how you ate it!

Main image credit: 20th Century Fox

Topics: School, Teacher, masturbation

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