Big news lads, turns out Elvis isn't dead!
Or at least according to some internet conspiracists he isn't...
The King has been subject to a lot of speculation since he was pronounced dead in 1977 at just 42-years-old, with some claiming he faked his own death to get out of the spotlight.
Coroners never gave an official reason for his death, although it is believed an overdose of prescription drugs led to him suffering a heart failure.
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Or did he actually die... check out this newly emerged footage of man spotted at Graceland, Elvis' former home in Memphis, Tennessee...
Wow could it be him?! If watching a some fat American bloke walking around doesn't leave you 'all shook up', what will?!
YouTube channel 'The Shadow' said: "Pay close attention as he walks up to the camera. Look this was a fluke...I don't think he expected us to be watching.
"Or maybe he just took a chance because he doesn't usually come so close to the camera. He raises his two fingers to the top of his left head as a proof of life signal.
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Imagine looking at this picture and thinking it was Elvis (Credit: Youtube / The Shadow)
"He told us he is alive with the simple V sign. 'I'm Alive'. He is giving us a clue that he knows we are all there watching him and to his most loyal fans that he is indeed with us."
Whatever this lad's smoking, I want some.
They continue: "Our personal view is it's him. When you look at his walk and gait, long arms it's him 100 per cent.
"As he approaches he looks at the camera. As he walks away he glances at the camera."
Hate to break it to you son but that's not Elvis, Bush didn't do 9/11 and the Queen isn't a fucking reptile.
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If you're the bloke in the video, get in touch, I'm up for interviewing you about how much you're DEFINITELY not Elvis and how whoever's running the The Shadow YouTube channel is deluded...
Words by AN ANONYMOUS WRITER WORKING ON BEHALF OF THE ILLUMINATI
Featured Image Credit: Youtube / The Shadow
Topics: elvis, Conspiracy Theory