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'Cyberpunk 2077' Has Five Kinds Of Pubic Hair, So That's Good

'Cyberpunk 2077' Has Five Kinds Of Pubic Hair, So That's Good

Cyberpunk 2077 has a robust character creation tool with a suite of options. Among them, you'll be able to choose between five - that's right, five - varieties of pubic hair. I never expected to be spoil for choice in a video game when it came to my virtual pubes, yet here we are.

We already knew that the CD Projekt RED sci-fi RPG would have some fairly deep options when it came to choosing the right size and combination of genitalia for you. Now Kotaku has shed full light on the extent of what you can to really make your digital junk your own.

Cyberpunk 2077 logo
Cyberpunk 2077 logo

While there aren't quite as many genital customisation options as we might have expected, I think we can safely say that Cyberpunk 2077 currently leads the pack overall.

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There are three kinds of nipples, two penis types (with adjustable size), one vagina option (kind of a shame), and no less than five types of pubic hair for you to top off your finished product. Kind of like topping an ice cream with sprinkles... except with more bollock and pube than ice cream and sprinkles.

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Unfortunately it's not specified exactly what these five kinds of pubic hair are. I wouldn't particularly like to venture a guess either, since I've already written the word "pubes" in one article more than I have in my entire life.

The good news is that Cyberpunk 2077 is willing to spare your blushes and let you skip the genital sorting, if you want to. Kotaku explained that "if you want to just have that stuff disabled, it stays disabled". Perfect for anyone worried about getting this game for Christmas and then having to cycle through knob sizes while your nan sits there pretending not to notice.

Cyberpunk 2077 / Credit: CD Projekt Red
Cyberpunk 2077 / Credit: CD Projekt Red
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I haven't had the pleasure of playing Cyberpunk 2077 yet, but our very own Julian Benson was able to go hands-on with the first few hours of the game earlier this week. You can read his full thoughts on the sci-fi RPG right here. For the most part, he's excited for the game's sprawling story and open world - while also being wary of some awkward gameplay in places.

If you want the thrill of choosing between five different varieties of pubic hair, you can get Cyberpunk 2077 on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, or PC on November 19th. Let's hope a DLC pack eventually gives us a new range of pube options somewhere down the line.

Featured Image Credit: CD Projekt RED

Topics: bandai namco, Cyberpunk 2077, CD Projekt Red

Ewan Moore

Journalist at GAMINGbible who still quite hasn’t gotten out of my mid 00’s emo phase. After graduating from the University of Portsmouth in 2015 with a BA in Journalism & Media Studies (thanks for asking), I went on to do some freelance words for various places, including Kotaku, Den of Geek, and TheSixthAxis.