Nintendo Refuses To Talk About Kirby’s Feet
Have you ever thought about Kirby's feet? Nintendo's pink gobbler always wears his shoes, always. What is he hiding? Are they gnarly? Beautiful? Tentacle-y? We don't know and we may never know, unless internal policy at Nintendo shifts.
Talking to Kotaku, chief creator at HAL Laboratory, the studio behind the Kirby games, Shinya Kumazaki refused to say: "I'm afraid the mysterious composition of Kirby's body is top secret."
Kotaku was asking because of this horrifying image:
Truly, the stuff of nightmares.
The anatomy of Nintendo characters has become hotly debated recently, like how big is Luigi's penis:
The difference between Tumblr and Twitter is that Twitter users are all upset about Luigi's dick bulge because they're so fucking basic and Tumblr users are doing Algebra to figure out that it's roughly 3.7" flacid and they're so happy for him to have a dick. pic.twitter.com/BlQynFRaZd- Christopher Butcher :flag_white:️:rainbow: (@Comics212) March 15, 2018
Or if Toad was wearing a hat or if that was just his head:
RT for Toad hat- Sunny :sparkles: (@YTSunnys) February 5, 2018
Like for Toad head pic.twitter.com/ynF7xzkraP
However, in that instance, Nintendo actually came out and confirmed that it was in fact his head and not a hat.
WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL ANSWER pic.twitter.com/S4lZJW2wCi- Tristan Cooper (@TristanACooper) February 5, 2018
But Kumazaki wouldn't budge and the reality of Kirby's feet remains a mystery, for now. It's probably for the best, he realises as soon as he gives up the goods on the feet, the internet will just start asking if Kirby has a penis.
Featured Image Credit: Nintendo