Hey! Fancy being the biggest cunt conceivable via smartphone? Then you'll love 'Grammar Snob', the new app which lets you correct your mates' literary shortcomings.
Developed by St Louis, Missouri native and confirmed fun-sponge John Haney, this new iOS app is based around 'stickers' which can be put over punctually-fucked texts before it is sent back.
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The stickers are written in red and are placed by dragging the correction over to the particular word that has been spelt wrong.
And that's about it. There's no points or gifts to win by exemplifying your own pedantry, just mere self-absorbed satisfaction. And who doesn't love that?
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Of course, the main corrections include your, you're, there and theirs, as well as where and we're's. But there are also corrections for words like 'figuratively'.
Haney, relentless in his bid to out himself as a walking, talking advert for contraception, is already working on a Grammar Snob update, chock-a-block with even more corrections.
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And just to beat you to it: "Hey, 'josh' Teal the 'artical' writer. Maybe we should be able to use this app on your 'journalism'?"
John Haney, if you think people like me deserve to have this app thrust against us, your an idiot!
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