Yuri Tolochko has been living a drama-fuelled life during lockdown. He married a sex doll - before divorcing her, he's cheated on a partner (of the plastic kind) while she was being repaired and now he's in a throuple with two new dolls and they've fallen in love.
The bodybuilder from Kazakhstan revealed the latter in an Instagram post where he explained that his dolls, Luna and Lola, were getting on pretty well and claimed that he spends time with them both together as well as separately.
Advert
Now, I don't want to jump to conclusions but I imagine a threesome is tricky enough as it is with three human beings never mind two dolls to control.
Anyway, logistics aside, Yuri wrote: "So me and Luna get along great. Lola also fell in love with Luna. I give each of them a separate time, but the three of us together are also having fun.
"Luna is so babe, so honey. I just want to hug her and not let go."
He went on to add: "P.S. Btw, I am often asked how a doll differs from a living woman. In addition to the fact that she can be for a long time in... different poses and you can realize a variety of fantasies, she also has a unique p***sy.
Advert
"There are elements that a living woman does not have. And you just fly into space when you play with her." So, a sex doll has more stamina, huh. Who'd have guessed.
Maybe you're wondering what went on with Yuri and his ex-wife so let's give you a bit of a recap. So, he was married to a silicone lover called Margo who ended up being broken and he had to have her repaired - or as Yuri liked to say, 'she's in the hospital'.
Like many relationships when one party goes absent for a period of time, his eyes wandered and he ended up doing the dirty with an object - a metal mask.
Advert
He then admitted to the world that he and Margo were no more and introduced the world to his new wife - Lola. Otherwise known as his 'massive chicken'.
Yuri explained: "Lola has a woman's head, a chicken's body, the navel has depth and can be used as a vagina and a penis inserted into it."
That gives a new meaning to variety being the spice of life. Each to their own.
Featured Image Credit: Instagram/yurii_tolochko