Man With A Penis Tattooed On His Leg Gets It Turned Into An Owl

We've all done things that we regret when we are drunk. In fact, it's barely even embarrassing anymore - it's just something that you can laugh about the day after.

However, sometimes you cross the line between things you do for a laugh when you're pissed and things that are actually really dumb. Guess which category getting a tattoo of a penis with a face falls into?

This is exactly what a man who goes by the name of Jack did on a drunken night out in Magaluf (come on, where else?). He woke up with his little friend permanently marked on his leg after letting his mates choose a tattoo for him.

He brought his problem to the E4 show Tattoo Fixers and asked their master tattoo turd-polisher Glen Carloss to have a look at it.

Credit: E4
Credit: E4

He told the show: "'I woke up the next morning and was like, what is that? [My friends] came out pissing themselves laughing saying ''Do you not remember?'.

"I was laughing about it but then I told my mum and realised I had to go home with it. When I got home I was like, I'm an idiot."

Because he's a jammy bastard, the Tattoo Fixers team agreed to help him out and fix up his mess. Each of the artists: Glen, Alice Perrin, and Sketch came up with a design, but he preferred Glen's over the others.

Now he's got a lovely picture of an owl on his leg because he thinks that they look intelligent, but also well 'ard.

He said: "I've always like owls, they're very intelligent. I've always thought an owl's head would always look pretty cool.

"[Glen's sketch] looks pretty intimidating if you saw that face-to-face you wouldn't want to scrap with it."

Anyway, completely regardless of the fact that a man who got a dick tattooed on his leg perhaps isn't the best placed to judge what is and isn't intelligent, it looks alright.

Credit: E4
Credit: E4

Once you've seen the dick you can still tell where it was - it's been incorporated into the owl's beak and chest feathers - but if you had no idea it was there you wouldn't see it.

So, all's well that ends well. Just remember, not everyone will get a free cover up if you get inked whilst you're hammered. Well, unless there is a serious upturn in the ratings for Tattoo Fixers.

If you're thinking of getting a drunken tattoo, remember the cock on Jack's leg and maybe think about it the next day.

Featured Image Credit: E4

Tom Wood

Tom Wood is a freelance journalist and LADbible contributor. He graduated from University of London with a BA in Philosophy before studying for a Masters in Journalism at the University of Salford. He has previously written for the M.E.N Group as well as working for several top professional sports clubs. Contact him on [email protected]

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