Come January, in between whatever kind of shithousery he decides to bestow on America, Donald Trump is going to be getting a lot of perks as president.
One of those luxuries will be Air Force One, the official presidential plane, which is miles better than most of our houses.
The craft will carry 100 people, and has a number of kitchens on board, as well as a conference and dining room, a posh suite, and an attic that contains defence equipment.
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Obviously there's better entertainment than a shoddy 12-inch monitor in the back of the headrests, showing one episode of Jamie's 15 Minute Meals on repeat. Every seat has a flat screen TV, which comes with a set of Bose headphones. Obama also chose to kit out the plane with a Nintendo Wii (I know, I don't understand that either), for when he travelled with his kids.
Trump's personal suite has two leather sofas, both of which can be folded into beds - but I'll leave it to your imagination to decide what he'll do on them.
There are reportedly two Air Force Ones. Just in case something happens to the first there's a back up.
The kite is that impressive it travels through the air and is usually surrounded by several cargo planes, which carry surplus stores and fighter jets. The bird can also refuel mid-flight, effectively meaning it can stay flying for as long as it wants.
Trump recently complained about the price of the plane(s), but deep down he's probably buzzing at the prospect of flying everywhere like a baller, having parties thanks to its ability to accommodate guests.
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The president-elect claimed $4billion had been set aside for an Air Force One replacement, but in reality a reported $2.9billion will cover the replacement programme through 2021.
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