Jonathan Ross has revealed far too much about his early sexual encounters - involving a vacuum cleaner and an orange.
The 60-year-old TV personality said he used a piece of fruit and a vacuum cleaner as a teen in preparation for the real deal after scouring his mum's magazine for tips.
Speaking on Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains, Ross said: "I didn't know anything about sex. I became very interested in women's magazines and would read my mum's to try and pick out clues as to what women were.
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"One section said, 'How to get your man better at oral sex'. It said, 'Peel the orange and the hole in the middle, insert your tongue', so I felt, 'This is something I need to learn'.
"I'd read that female-to-male oral sex could be replicated with a Hoover, which was a very uncomfortable experience and not pleasant for anyone."
Sounds... painful.
Elsewhere on the show, Ross admitted he didn't have his first proper kiss until he was 17.
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Thankfully for the Masked Singer judge, things improved in the love-life department and he's been happily to screenwriter wife Jane Goodman since 1988.
The pair have three grown-up children together and Ross is still completely smitten with his other half, saying in an interview: "Jane's my ideal, whatever way she is.
"We've grown up together and I become more passionate about her as the years go by.
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"For me, it's only ever been Jane and it only ever will be."
N'aww, isn't that sweet?
I wonder what she'll make of his recent orange revelations?
Family man Ross has also said that despite the kids not living with him and his wife anymore, they're still seeing a lot of each over the internet due to the coronavirus.
He explained: "We're probably, in a way, as a family, spending more time together than not actually being physically together than ever before.
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"I know my wife misses the physical contact - she really wants to hug them, she misses that side of it all, but I think overall we just count our blessings.
"None of them are sick, they're all kind of OK and they're all with someone."
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