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You Really Shouldn't Get An Eight-Year-Old Kid A Stripper For His Birthday

You Really Shouldn't Get An Eight-Year-Old Kid A Stripper For His Birthday

I can't remember what I did for my eighth birthday. I probably had a party where my mum invited loads of my friends from school. We probably played musical chairs and ate too much sugar. Perhaps there was a five-a-side football tournament of some kind. Dunno.

I'm sure my memory would be a lot clearer had my mother booked a stripper to give me a lap dance.

Would it have ruined my life? Almost certainly. But I managed that all by myself anyway, so who knows. I guess if I really wanted an answer about the long-term effects of being exposed to a twerking stripper at a very young age, I'd have to consult the kid in this video:

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According to various reports flying wildly across the internet, the boy in the video is eight-years-old. His mother had supposedly booked him the stripper for his birthday.

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Understandably, people were very angry and left comments like: "Just cause you take your clothes off for a living doesn't mean you can't have the common sense to not strip for a kid," and "How is this not child abuse? I'm sorry but the kid is eight years old, this was down right disturbing to watch."

The footage is believed to have been filmed in Tampa, Florida.

This is all very weird. In fact, it's super fucked up.

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Words by Matthew Cooper

Featured Image: YouTube

Topics: Florida, stripper

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