Danny Dyer is planning to leave £500,000 in his will for his dog Debbie just to wind up his missus.
And while you'd expect Dyer to give a large chunk of his dollar to some of his closest family members, the actor had a special mention for his beloved bulldog.
While his kids were mentioned, Debbie will certainly be getting a large chunk off her owner too - and with the amount she'll get, it'll surely provide a life's supply of dog treats.
Speaking on Kathy Burke’s podcast Where There’s A Will, There’s a Wake, Dyer said: "I got her just before the pandemic, and what I didn’t realise about bulldogs is they look f**king sad all the time.
"So I feel I need to give her something or get some proper carers for her, give her a flat with a carpet. Give her whatever she wants out of guilt."
Dyer then jokingly added: "Also, it would wind my missus up. She’d be like, ‘You’ve given f**king half a million pounds to f**king Debbie?’”
Dyer married childhood sweetheart Jo in 2016 and have three children together: Dani, Sunnie and Arty.
Debbie is seemingly in the same bracket as the three kids according to Dyer, previously describing the bulldog as a 'illegitimate child'.
"Debbie is an incredible little thing. But it’s quite hard work," he said.
"I’ve also got a wife that hates animals – it’s like I’ve brought in a child from another marriage."
Elsewhere in the podcast, Dyer opened up about some health issues down there, where he explained that he has a condition known as hydrocele.
The condition causes a type of swelling in the scrotum, and happens when fluid collects in a thin sac surrounding the testicle.
Hydroceles usually go away with time, but Dyer has been struggling with it for years, as he said: "I’ve already had an ultrascan on it back in the day, and it’s worrying me, it’s a f**king big bullock."
If that wasn't enough of a mental image for you, he then likened his d*ck and balls to a 'f*****g slug on an apple’.
That is certainly an image a lot of us will want to be getting out of her head.Featured Image Credit: Karwai Tang/WireImage/Instagram/@officialdannydyer