Fred Sirieix Shows Gordon and Gino What's Under His Kilt On Road Trip
If you are lucky, you may on occasion finish a day's work and feel as though you didn't deserve to be paid for it.
Watching Gordon, Gino and Fred: Roadtrip, you can't help but feel as though the trio must have felt this way every day.
The programme follows Gordon Ramsay, Gino D'Acampo and Fred Sirieix as they travel to each of their native countries, having a good laugh and searching for the freshest ingredients.
However, the programme seems to centre around cock as much as cooking - a theme which continues in the final episode.
The lads are visiting a 350 acre cattle farm on the Fife coast when Fred's cock makes an appearance. Naturally, they arrive wearing kilts, and Fred asks if it is wise for him to be wearing his red kilt around all the cows.
The farmer says he should be fine, before asking if the boys wouldn't mind giving her a hand.
She says: "They actually need to go into the other field just now, so you guys want to give us a hand to move them?"
Fred and Gino oblige on account of being cold and needing to warm up, wasting no time in running wildly after the cows, as Gordon cries out 'Fred!' and 'I'm covered in cow shit!'.
Fred is then seen lifting his kilt and shouting 'Come here you English!'.
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It seems in this moment Fred has lost his shit with giddiness, forgetting that the cows are Scottish, that he is supposed to be driving them away not coaxing them towards him, and that flashing cows is weird.
Fred can then be seen charging through the fields, kilt aloft, pursuing the cows with his French sausage and screaming a sort of 'WAAAAAAAAAA' noise.
Meanwhile, Gordon and Gino are back in the car, and Gino encourages Gordon to drive off and abandon him. The programme then cuts to a less cock-centric scene and it is unclear whether Fred actually caught up with any of the cows he was chasing with his knob out... sure hope not.
For those of you haven't watched the programme, but know Fred from First Dates, this all may come as quite the shock - 'Fred is the picture of sophistication and class, what's he doing chasing cows with his genitals?'
But you have to bear in mind, in the context of the show, it isn't that weird. Fred had to get his bits out to fit in with the other lads.
In the second episode, Gino stripped down to his giblets on a nudist beach in France. While the Italian has since revealed that Ramsay used to wake him up during the trip by banging his cock on his foot. Gino also has fun in the third episode playing with a beaver sporran on his crotch, which you can enjoy here:
So it's all about context really.
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