Legend Smuggles Flask Into The Cricket Disguised As A Sandwich

We've all been guilty of smuggling a little bit of booze into an event or party before.

Whether it's the old vodka bottle in the loaf of bread, the flask in your bra or you've really committed to one of those fake pregnancy bellies full of wine, there are many methods for sneakily getting lit at an event.

Sporting events are a prime target for a sneaky bev, what with the exorbitant prices for plastic cups of beer and the rules around when you can and can't nip to the bar.

But this legend has taken things to the next level with his sneaky flask-sandwich combo, unveiling a full flask from inside his lunch.

I think what impresses me the most about this one is the level of dedication.

He hasn't just put a flask between two pieces of bread and called it a day.

There's salad on that bad boy that he has to gingerly pick off the flask.

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I see a piece of shredded carrot in there. This isn't even just a piece of iceberg stuck to some bread.

If hard pushed, he could even eat that soggy sanga to prepare himself for whatever is in that flask.

The flask sandwich easily passes the test for bag searches, it might even stay nice and cool sandwiched in there between the insulation of bread.

While you should still definitely drink responsibly and not get loaded in the sun at the cricket without also intaking a healthy amount of water and sunscreen, if you are going to smuggle booze you could do a lot worse than a flask sandwich.

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But don't forget sporting venues often don't look kindly on excessive drinking.

The MCG caught flack a couple of weeks ago for ejecting punters that were skolling their beers.

They were even reportedly kicking out people for building towers of their plastic beer cups.

It seems pretty unlikely then that they'd smile upon people who were bringing in alcohol disguised as luncheon meat, so be cautious cricket fans.

And while the sandwich flask is very impressive, it doesn't hold a candle to the mum who disguised two boxes of wine as birthday presents to sneak them into a festival.

We should all take lessons from these masters of the sesh.

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Hannah Blackiston