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The Things You Learn Being A Toilet Attendant

A collaboration with Smirnoff
Sponsored by Smirnoff
The Things You Learn Being A Toilet Attendant

I've been working as a toilet attendant for over 15 years. In that time I've worked in all types of venues - and I've learned so much from being around different types of people.

I love to meet people, it gives me life! Being a toilet attendant is all about making people feel happy; making them feel safe in the environment I create.

And, of course, people want to freshen up! That's why I have perfume, deodorant, comb, brush, everything they will need. Everybody wants to look good everybody wants to smell nice.

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When people come to the toilet, they want to enjoy themselves. The party doesn't have to stop in the toilet, so I sing songs with people to keep the vibes going. The guys tend to like rude songs - but they're too rude that I don't want to say!

When I'm working in a gender neutral toilet, I sing a song that connects with everyone, so that all the people feel included. It goes 'freshen up for everybody, my dear friends' - you know the tune, I'm sure!

Topics: Smirnoff Free to Be

Will Haine
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