Netflix Jokes About Turning Coleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy Beef Into A Documentary
If you haven't heard, Rooney posted this morning accusing Vardy of selling stories about her to tabloid newspapers.
Vardy has since hit back to deny the allegations, but not before every single person on the internet - including those who have absolutely no interest in footballers, let alone their wives - had weighed in on the dispute.
Streaming giant Netflix posted: "We're going to have to make a documentary about this, aren't we?"
Netflix didn't explicitly say that Coleen and Rebekah's argument - let's call it Colgate, shall we? - was the subject of its tweet, but this is most certainly implied.
Strangely enough, people are on board with the idea.
One person responded: "No, a proper series.
"Jodie Comer as Colleen.
"Katie Price as Rebekah Vardy.
"Me as Wayne Rooney.
"McKenzie Crook as Jamie Vardy."
Interesting casting, for sure.
Well, the streaming service did make a whole series about Sunderland getting relegated to League One, didn't it? Surely making a lengthy and serious documentary about two lasses arguing about Instagram stories would be right up Netflix's street.
Anyway, Coleen and Rebekah used to be the best of friends, but obviously Wayne's wife decided that she could no longer trust her mate.
This morning, she tweeted a picture of a statement that reads: "For a few years now someone who I trusted to follow me on my personal Instagram account has been consistently informing The Sun newspaper of my private posts and stories."
"There has been so much information given to them about me, my friends and my family - all without my permission or knowledge.
"After a long time of trying to figure out who it could be, for various reasons, I had a suspicion.
She continued: "To try and prove this, I came up with an idea, I blocked everyone from viewing Instagram except ONE account.
"(Those on my private account must have been wondering why I haven't had stories on there for a while).
"Over the past five months I have posted a series of false stories to see if they made their way into the Sun newspaper.
"And you know what, they did! The story about gender selection in Mexico, the story about returning to TV and then the latest story about the basement flood in my new house.
"It's been tough keeping it to myself and not making any comment at all, especially when the stories have been leaked, however I had to. Now I know for certain which account/individual it's come from.
"I have saved and screenshotted all the original stories which clearly show just one person has viewed them.
"It's......... Rebekah Vardy's account."
Well, Vardy has since denied snooping on her friend's Insta stories.
Also sharing a tweet with a picture, Vardy wrote: "Can't believe I'm even having to write this. I'm pregnant & on holiday & am at a loss to why she would do this.
"I'm now having to take legal advice as I can't deal with this stress myself when I'm this pregnant. I'm now having to take legal advice as I can't deal with this stress myself when I'm this pregnant.'
"As I have just said to you on the phone, I wish you had called me if you thought this.
"I never speak to anyone about you as various journalists who have asked me to over the years can vouch for.
"If you thought this was happening you can could have told me & I could have changed my passwords to see if it stopped.
She continued: "Over the years various people have had access to my insta & just this week I found I was following people I didn't know and have never followed myself."
"I'm not being funny but I don't need the money, what would I gain from selling stories on you?
"I liked you a lot Coleen & I'm so upset that you have chosen to do this especially when I'm heavily pregnant.
"I'm disgusted that I'm even having to deny this. You should have called me the first time this happened."
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