Some of us just aren't cut out for spicy food. Just a whiff of an Original Curry Pot Noodle and I'm in tears, so I can completely understand why this guy tried to pull a fast one at Nando's.
Jonny Smith 25, from Ossett, West Yorkshire, pulled out all the stops for a Tinder date by splashing out on some chicken of the finest chicken money can buy for their first rendezvous.
Due to the fact he absolutely hates hot food, James ordered plain half-chicken - with no spice whatsoever - but requested it to come with a black 'extra hot' flag so that his Tinder date would be fooled into thinking he was handling the heat like a pro.
After a couple of bites, he realised he'd actually been served extra hot chicken. He then had to make a quick dash to the toilet, leaving his date to eat alone for 15 minutes.
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Jonny took to Facebook after the disaster to let Nando's know that they'd cost him a second date.
"Hi Nando's! I'm normally a big fan of your resteraunts so where better to take a potential suitor on a first date?
I picked her up, drove to my local Nando's (didn't charge her petrol money) and we got shown to our table and decided what we were having. All was going well.
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I decided to go for half a chicken (plain) with chips and was even so kind as to order hers as well. Not many gentlemen like me about these days is there?
As it was a first date and i was out to impress i asked to get an extra hot flag put in my plain chicken because i can't handle anything that is the slightest bit spicy and as we all know...
Plain = Lame
Peri Peri Spice = very very nice
(Feel free to use that on your next advertising campaign.)
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Anyways back to the story.... our food arrived and there sat my 'plain' chicken with my extra hot flag stuck in it staring back at me in all its impressive glory! A chicken died for this meal but my god Nando's, you gave it the portuguese funeral that it truly deserved.
Excellent service as always i may say, except for one little detail, it wasn't plain at all! It was EXTRA HOT!
Look at my eyes Nando's!
Look what you've done to me!
I couldn't even speak let alone chat the poor girl up. I doubt there'll be a second date now...."
Fair play to Nando's though, they sympathised with the lad and replied...
Random girl from Tinder, if you're reading this, give the poor lad a second date.
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Image credits: Facebook
Topics: Nando's