Couple Slammed For ‘Trashy’ Wedding Invites Telling Guests To ‘Leave Your Little S***s’ At Home

A couple's expletive-filled wedding invites, which tell guests to 'leave your little s***s at home', have been slammed online.

The tongue-in-cheek sweary invites have caused a bit of a stir with a cousin of the bride saying she won't be attending.

Posting online, Reddit user @ScaredNapkin, said: "My cousin sent this along with her wedding invitations... I will not be in attendance."

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The invite, which looks like something Gordon Ramsay could have written, starts: "S**t You need to know," before listing information for the big day.

Under the header 'Dietary Requirements' the invite reads: "Eat what you're given, you fat f***s."

While the dress code tells guests: "Wear whatever the f**k you want. Go butt f**k naked for all we care."

Children aren't welcomed at the celebration, with the invite stating: "Children: Leave your little s**t at home. We want to get f***ed up. (We will turn you away)."

And when it comes to hotels and taxis, attendees are told to 'Google it, you lazy f**k''.

Those who choose to drive and might have questions regarding parking are told to: "Follow the f*****g directions we gave you dumba*s."

And for anyone who has any further questions, they are directed to 'check the f*****g website'.

Perhaps tellingly, the only bit of the invite that isn't packed full of sarcasm and bad language is the wedding gifts part that reads: "If you wanted to give us a wedding gift, a contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect."

The unusual invite has been met with a heap of criticism online, with fellow Reddit users branding them 'trashy' and 'rude'.

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One person wrote: "I never understand this kind of thing. We get it, you're the cool couple who doesn't care about formalities. It's just so aggressively far over the line."

While another said: "That's one aggressive invitation."

Someone else commented: "So much cringe. Trying far too hard to be cool."

However, not everyone hated them, with a fan of the invites writing: "Apart from the dietary requirements bit, which I think is a bit insensitive, I actually really like this for a wedding invite.

"Very unique and they seem like they'd be fun people to hang around with going off of this."

Topics: Viral, Weird

Claire Reid

Claire is a journalist at LADbible who, after dossing around for a few years, went to Liverpool John Moores University. She graduated with a degree in Journalism and a whole load of debt. When not writing words in exchange for money she is usually at home watching serial killer documentaries surrounded by cats. You can contact Claire at [email protected]

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