Guy Finds Giant Anaconda In House, Angers It Massively

Here's a general rule of thumb when it comes to snakes: Unless you know how to handle them, just stay the hell away.

That said, if people stuck to that rule, the internet would be a far duller place.

Thankfully, there are still legions of folks who get up to all sorts of dumb stuff.

If you find an alien-looking anaconda in your house like this you either leave the room, set the house on fire, or call a professional to remove it.

You don't make the thing angry.

Or you do. Whatever, it's not my problem.

Topics: Snake

Matthew Cooper

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