Inside The Oscars Goodie Bag That's Worth £100,000
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With the build up to the Oscars already in full flow, the world's biggest stars are gearing up for a bit of a do on Sunday.
And even though they are all rich and famous, they get given a free night out AND a goodie bag worth $100,000. Not fair really is it.
The party favours have been selected and given out by a company called Distinctive Assets for almost 20 years, but this year's gift looks like one of the biggest.
But what's in it, I hear you ask. Well, some pretty incredible holidays and gadgets, as well as a load of expensive tat, really.
The gift bag includes personalised stained glass windows - because, showbiz, 'smart bras' - which help people find the perfect bra size - and deodorant.
But it's only reserved for the most coveted categories, probably as a way to console them when they miss out on the career-defining award.
The bags are delivered to nominees in the Best Actor/Actress, Best Supporting Actor/Actress and Best Director categories. The lucky recipients include Scarlett Johansson, Antonio Banderas, Cynthia Erivo, Adam Driver, Charlize Theron, Joaquin Phoenix, Renee Zellweger, Tom Hanks, Laura Dern, Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, Al Pacino, Kathy Bates, Quentin Tarantino, Saoirse Ronan and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Among the prizes are posh chocolate - that would be enough for me to be fair - as well as other experiences and products, including a 12-day luxury cruise, false eyelashes and wellness retreats, because, you know, they can't already afford them.
Speaking about the bags, Lash Fary - founder of Distinctive Assets - explained: "Every human being, regardless of wealth or fame, appreciates the simple joy of a gift. While our Everyone Wins Gift Bag is certainly not given based on need, it is assembled with a profound sense of gratitude for the incredible performances these talented individuals shared with all of us this year.
"While this gift bag does always have an impressive value, that is never our goal. A great gift has nothing to do with a price tag.
"This year's gift bag is one of the best we have ever assembled. I am truly excited for the nominees to experience it."
And if you wanted to get really jealous about the inequalities of life, here's the full list in all it's expensive glory:
Soma smart-fit bra
Coda Signature chocolate
Officina Bernardi mood bracelet
ProLon meal program
12-day cruise with Scenic Luxury Cruises and Tours
A. Junod Absinthe
Personal training sessions with celebrity trainer Alexis Seletzky
Stained glass portrait from John Thoman
Blisslights Sky Lite Galaxy Projector
Blush and Whimsy necklace
Carson's Garage novel
CBD Barkeep simple syrup
Celine Victor Luxury Eyelashes
Charabanc luxury car fragrance
Cinema on Paper movie posters
Clinic Pour Vous cosmetic and wellness service
Closys Oral Care
Curlee Girlee book series
Two tickers to Daybreaker
One year membership of Drawing Down the Moon matchmaking service
Up to $25,000 of treatments from Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich
Essence One sleeping essentials set
Exploding Kittens game
Faro Punta Cumplida stay
Fast Bar premium nut bar
Flora Farms dinner for two
Auberge Resorts two night stay
Baja Baby six-month supply
Eclectic Array shopping experience
Forte Medical urine collection system
Full body rejuvenation with Dr. Rocio Salas Whalen
Golden Door spa certificate
Happiest Tee t-shirts
HFactor Hydrogen Infused Water
Hollowtips Vape Pen
Hotsy Totsy Haus bath bomb
Instytutum facial products
Phone conversation with life coach Jessica McGregor Johnson
Johanna Howard Home alpaca throw
One year membership to LiveItUp
Mad Mac Macarons
MOOD Revival natural soy candle
My Flight Pack by ERW hydration product
Muse personal meditation headband
Nutrition for Longevity meal kit
Nutrition for Longevity meal kit.Nutrition for Longevity meal kit.Courtesy Distinctive Assets
Old Spice Ultra Smooth
VIP Day of Wellness at Origin Stretch and Spa
One-year supply of Oxygenation Foundation
Pepperidge Farm Dark Chocolate Milano
PETA x DIFF Charitable Eyewear x Veestro sunglassesOscars nominees.Courtesy Distinctive Assets
Pharmazam medication management
Pillow Pops color-coordinated pillows
Próspero Tequila Blanco
Purusha Botanicals Skincare Ritual
Custom security door from Remo Security Doors
Reian Williams Fine Art
Rita Hazan Shine Balm
Respect Your Universe gym gear
Serucell Serum with KFS Cellular Protein Complex
SHEbd Broad Spectrum Hemp Balm
Soul Shropshire candle
Still Standing unisex foot spray
TAPS for Hope Afghan collection
TempSure Envi treatment to reduce facial lines and wrinkles
The Beauty Book for Brain Cancer
The right to Shower cleansers
3 day Wellness Retreat in Malibu, California
Tru Niagen vitamins
Trust Me Vodka
Violet one daily pill for monthly breast pain relief
Five-night stay at the Waikiki Beachcomber by Outrigger
YOOBTAPE by Yen the Label
The 2020 Academy Awards will take place on 9 February at Hollywood's Dolby Theatre.