In a story that I never in a million years dreamed I would be writing, Mel B pissed on Bear Grylls on a TV show.
Before you ask, nah. It wasn't a sexual thing. It was on Bear Grylls' show aptly titled: Running Wild With Bear Grylls.
It doesn't say anything about golden showers, though, does it?
As is typical with these kind of things, there's a rational explanation. Kind of. On Wednesday's episode, Bear got stung by a jellyfish.
Clearly, they've both seen Friends. You know the episode, where Monica (Courteney Cox has been on Bear's show, too) gets stung by a jellyfish and Chandler pisses on her to get rid of the pain?
Check it out... a Spice Girl actually pisses on him.
Turns out that the pissing thing is a load of bollocks but that didn't stop these two.
In the clip, after Bear is stung by a jellyfish while showing how jellyfish can be boiled up for a protein-rich meal, Mel says: "If someone gets stung by a jellyfish you have to pee on them." She asks him: "Do you need me to pee on you?"
Bear then addresses the camera and says: "Mel's kindly offered two or three times to provide some urine. I'm actually getting to the stage where I'm going to take her up on this offer."
And then she did it.
Fair play to her, even though it technically doesn't do anything at all for the pain. It clearly had some kind of placebo impact as Bear claimed it 'felt better'.
You can catch Running Wild With Bear Grylls on NBC on Mondays at 10/9c. Episodes are also shown on Discovery on Wednesday at 9pm in the UK.
Featured image credit: Running Wild with Bear Grylls/YouTube
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