If you're going to use the web to search for filth, then it is highly advisable that you delete your search history afterwards. It is even more advisable when you have been searching for said filth on your girlfriend's phone.
But Joe Swash made the fatal error of forgetting to erase his tracks after he spent a week using girlfriend Stacey Solomon's phone to search for porn. I say a week, this presumably wasn't a constant thing for a whole week, more an on and off thing.
Anyway, the 37-year-old spilled the beans while speaking to HuffPost UK at a Build LDN event, also revealing that he inadvertently introduced Solomon's 11 and six-year-old sons to Babestation.
He said: "I borrowed her phone to use it for porno purposes.
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"I forgot to delete the history on it. This had been going on about a week. Stacey went through the week's history of porn.
"There was another time - I must have put Babestation on and went to sleep. The next day, when her and the kids got up, they put the TV on and Babestation was on."
Oh dear. These really are rookie errors, Joe.
When asked how he handled such predicaments, he simply said: "Just own it."
To be fair to him, he certainly seems to have done that, you know what with telling the media all about it.
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Hopefully he will have bucked up his ideas in the not exposing children to adult TV department by the time he and Solomon have their first child, which she is currently pregnant with. Swash is not new to this parenting business, though, as he has an 11-year-old of his own, called Harry.
Reflecting on one of his first dates with Solomon, Swash concluded that relationships are all about 'getting ammo'.
He said: "Stacey is not a big drinker, I am not either. You are at that stage where you don't fart in front of each other.
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"We got to the shop to buy another bottle of wine and she ran up my stairs and by the time she got to the top of my stairs she had puked all the way up my white walls. Red claret all over the walls.
"But, I quite enjoyed that. It just gave me more ammo for later in the relationship.
"That is what relationships are about really - getting ammo to use against them."
Considering this wisdom of his, it's quite surprising he uses his girlfriend's phone to watch porn and leaves Babestation on the TV... That really is laying the bullets on the table right there.
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