I don't know how or why The Jeremy Kyle Show continues to shock and surprise me but it does and today's episode was one that'll definitely go down through the ages.
Today, Jezza had a woman on the show called Sarah-Jane who was shagging her boyfriend ten times a day. Ten fucking times a day. Even Jeremy Kyle, the man who has heard everything there is to hear about human relationships, was shocked by that one.
Sarah-Jane had absolutely no issues talking about her rampant sex life and even admitted using a cucumber as an aid. Thank the Lord she didn't go into any more detail.
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The audience were in absolute stitches as this woman laid it all out for Jeremy while he sat completely flabbergasted at this couple's outrageous bedroom dancing routine.
However, all good things must come to an end and eventually the classic Jezza lie-detector test was busted out to get to the bottom of why this couple, who once romped ten times a day, were now no longer shagging.
Needless to say, it ended in true Jeremy Kyle fashion with someone storming off the stage and some rowdy wooping from the crowd...
I want to say 'poor girl' but really, she had it coming. Apparently they were taken to the show's counselor shortly afterwards to discuss their relationship.
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I'm with Jeremy though, how is this guy at it ten times a day?
Words by George Pavlou
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