It's a fascinating world over on The Jeremy Kyle Show - sure, you might not know how to feel about people with very little self-awareness airing their dirty linen in public - on national telly, no less. But voyeurism, schadenfreude, whatever... there's certainly something about it that makes people feel better about their own lives.
And to be fair, what's better than watching someone else's love life get torn apart before your very eyes? Just like a real-life soap opera.
So let us introduce you to Tyla and Chelsea, who were on The Jeremy Kyle Show to settle an all-too-common debate you'll no doubt recognise from your own relationship woes - has Tyla has been cheating, or simply using condoms to throw at cats?
We know you're thinking it, because we are too. Who the fuck uses condoms as water balloons (apart from mischievous teenagers, obviously)?
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Maybe it's just time to call it a day on this partnership, eh guys?
Tyla is either a remarkably honest man, willing to out himself as a practitioner of animal cruelty just to save his relationship, or else he's made up the most ridiculous excuse for his infidelity. EVER.
Well turns out the 19-year-old was in fact telling the truth. Yep, he's just a condom-water-balloon-throwing fool. Those poor cats.
But how did this all begin? Well, his girlfriend of 'four or five months', 18-year-old Chelsea, had her suspicions, as you would when your fella tells you he's terrorising the local kitty community from your bathroom window.
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And it seems they're both pretty honest souls - right from the beginning, when Chelsea was asked whether their relationship was 'love at first sight', she bluntly and very quickly responded: "No."
Who ever said romance was dead?
Chelsea explained to Jeremy Kyle: "I went out for a couple of hours with my little boy and he [Tyla] was supposed to have been fitting my wardrobe for my bedroom.
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"He called me whilst I was out and asked me to stay out for a few extra hours whilst he put it up."
**RED FLAG #1**
She continued: "I called him when I was on my way home and he didn't answer.
"When I got home I was at the bottom of the stairs - he came running downstairs, saw it was me, he'd gone running back upstairs, and by the time I'd gone back upstairs with my little boy he was running back down the stairs to go out.
"I'd gone to the toilet and on the floor there was a corner of a condom wrapper. I walked into the front room with my little boy and again on the floor there is another corner of another condom wrapper."
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Oh, Tyla's really dropped himself in the shit here. And he'd not even put up the damn wardrobe.
He appeared on stage, and clasped hands with his partner. When asked whether he works, he replied: "Sort of on and off."
Tyla went on: "Basically, I've got a reputation for sleeping around before I got with her."
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However, the charmer was extraordinarily forthright about why he couldn't possibly have been cheating, saying: "First off, I would have gone in the bedroom. Second, I can just about knock one out in two hours, so how would I supposed to do it twice in two hours? Like, come on.
"Let me put it this way: if I do it with a woman, mate, I do it properly, right. It takes a little bit longer than two hours. Some of us have got youth and stamina on our side, mate."
Right, glad we've got that cleared up. But there's no harm in a lie detector test to spice things up in a relationship, eh? So let's find out about the results:
Who'd have guessed it? He was telling the truth all along. We guess all that's left to say is well done to Tyla. Oh, and stop throwing water balloons at cats, you tight bastard.
Featured Image Credit: ITV/The Jeremy Kyle ShowTopics: Entertainment, TV and Film, UK Entertainment, ITV, Cheating