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Gogglebox viewers stunned as Giles makes ‘scissoring’ comment to Mary

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Published 10:02 23 Sep 2023 GMT+1

Gogglebox viewers stunned as Giles makes ‘scissoring’ comment to Mary

The hilarious comments were made just moments after the programme had started

Harley Young

Harley Young

Fans of the Channel 4 TV show Gogglebox were left shocked after long-running stars, Giles and Mary, made a series of lewd jokes just moments into the programme.

The TV show, which airs every Friday evening, is known for leaving people in hysterics as the brutally honest Gogglebox-ers tell it how it is while watching telly.

But this week's episode (22 September) left fans aghast when Giles and Mary said some things you'd never imagine them to say.

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At the start of the show, Mary can be seen using scissors to cut up a sandwich. Giles was giving her a telling off for it, saying that the sandwich was going all over and that there was now 'meat in her lap'.

Mary was trying to defend herself by saying that it's easier to eat them this way and quickly retorted to her husband: "I'm not telling you to eat it, it's how I want to eat it!"

Giles then tries to brush the crumbs off of Mary's dress whilst nabbing the fallen piece of meat.

The pair are known for their quick-witted humour.
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As he helps, he can be heard saying: "I'm not going to hit you. Now it's fallen onto your lap- ooh, there's a bit of meat there, Mary."

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Giles continued to plead with Mary, asking her to not cut up any more of her food.

"That was a terrible decision to scissor that sandwich," he said - making Mary giggle at the innuendo.

"But they're so much easier to eat like this!" she told him.

Giles then came back with another rude one-liner and said: "Please don't do any more scissoring, Mary!"

Fans were left shocked and in tears of laughter.
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Fans of the show have since taken to Twitter to discuss the hilarious outbreak from the couple.

One said: "I’m surprised Giles didn’t get a slap for that" while another added "giles and mary lol god love them..."

A third wrote: "lol oh giles he does wind mary up"

It's not the first time the pair have caused a stir either. They're known for speaking their minds and, while watching one episode of The Masked Singer, the pair delivered a brutal burn.

Sporting his typical deadpan expression, Giles dropped the absolute zinger.

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Giles said of the show: “You know what I would hate more than anything, I’d hate to be in a nursing home and have this on in the background and die to this.

“That would be the worst thing ever wouldn’t it. Imagine if your last memory of this world was that prawn dancing.”

Needless to say, Giles’ comments left people in stitches.

Featured Image Credit: Channel 4

Topics: Gogglebox, TV and Film

Harley Young
Harley Young

Freelance Journalist for LADbible Group

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