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In his own weird and wonderful way, Danny Dyer is a wordsmith; there's something about his rants that are strangely poetic. You can find compilation videos of him in things like Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men which prove this.
His latest foul-mouth expletive pontificate is aimed at the cast of The Only Way Is Essex, following an alleged scrap he had with the mates of former star of the show Mark Wright.
The Cockney hard man clearly isn't a fan of the fake tan clad soft lot whose acting is less convincing than Bill Clinton denying sexual activity with someone who isn't his wife.
"All these Z-list pricks - this TOWIE reality TV mob just want fame. The ugliest thing," he told The Sun. "Then they get the fame and refuse to have photos with people as they get above their station."
The tirade comes because the Eastenders actor believes people from reality TV shouldn't be rubbing shoulders with those attending events like the BAFTAs.
"Then they want respect," he continued. "You're not going to get respect because you don't have a fucking talented bone in your body.
"Have your bit of fucking fame, go and do your fucking nightclub appearances in Kidderminster, but don't expect to turn up at the BAFTAs."
The landlord of The Queen Vic's anger is more than likely a direct reaction from his scuffle with Mark Wright at a charity football event, and then the altercation with the reality star's mates at V Festival back in the summer. Unfortunately, nobody managed to get footage of either of the fights, meaning we'll never see it. I'm sure we have all imagined how it went, though.
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