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We've all done things that we regret when we are drunk. In fact, it's barely even embarrassing anymore - it's just something that you can laugh about the day after.
However, sometimes you cross the line between things you do for a laugh when you're pissed and things that are actually really dumb. Guess which category getting a tattoo of a penis with a face falls into?
This is exactly what a man who goes by the name of Jack did on a drunken night out in Magaluf (come on, where else?). He woke up with his little friend permanently marked on his leg after letting his mates choose a tattoo for him.
He brought his problem to the E4 show Tattoo Fixers and asked their master tattoo turd-polisher Glen Carloss to have a look at it.
He told the show: "'I woke up the next morning and was like, what is that? [My friends] came out pissing themselves laughing saying ''Do you not remember?'.
"I was laughing about it but then I told my mum and realised I had to go home with it. When I got home I was like, I'm an idiot."
Because he's a jammy bastard, the Tattoo Fixers team agreed to help him out and fix up his mess. Each of the artists: Glen, Alice Perrin, and Sketch came up with a design, but he preferred Glen's over the others.
Now he's got a lovely picture of an owl on his leg because he thinks that they look intelligent, but also well 'ard.
He said: "I've always like owls, they're very intelligent. I've always thought an owl's head would always look pretty cool.
"[Glen's sketch] looks pretty intimidating if you saw that face-to-face you wouldn't want to scrap with it."
Anyway, completely regardless of the fact that a man who got a dick tattooed on his leg perhaps isn't the best placed to judge what is and isn't intelligent, it looks alright.
Once you've seen the dick you can still tell where it was - it's been incorporated into the owl's beak and chest feathers - but if you had no idea it was there you wouldn't see it.
So, all's well that ends well. Just remember, not everyone will get a free cover up if you get inked whilst you're hammered. Well, unless there is a serious upturn in the ratings for Tattoo Fixers.
If you're thinking of getting a drunken tattoo, remember the cock on Jack's leg and maybe think about it the next day.
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