There's many variations of masturbation - you could either be a big long session wanker, or maybe a 'quick one' is the way forward for you.
A lot can be interpreted by how long certain things are watched, just like if you're into red heads, you probably skip the story lines, get down to the nitty gritty stuff and get the laptop closed as soon as possible.
I can only make this assumption because Vice asked Pornhub if certain types of porn stand out as being watched for longer or shorter periods of time.
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The world's biggest adult site then toiled away to gain the necessary information and found that the category that is viewed the longest is 'Old/Young', which features videos pairing couples with large age differences.
Not far behind was the 'Mature' community, who watch videos of older women for over one minute longer than the average viewing time on Pornhub.
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Of the top two categories, the average age of the viewer is 45. Despite that age only accounting for 25% of Pornhub's users, they tend to visit the site for longer periods of time - something I'm attributing to married life.
As mentioned earlier on, 'Red Head' is the category that draws the shortest time on site, with other hair colours 'Blonde' and 'Brunette' not faring much better.
'Hentai' is the category just above 'Red Head' as the least watched, but that might be down to people thinking 'why the fuck am I watching hentai porn?', and then swiftly exiting the browser.
Pornhub also collated data on womens viewing times, and it seems that 'Hentai' is at the other end of the spectrum, topping the list.
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Because the majority of things watched are under the average viewing time, I think the top and bottom of it all is that we're all just suckers for a 'quickie'.
Words by Mark McGowan
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