Choosing the most suitable method of birth control to suit your individual needs can be a confusing business, but no matter how challenging you might find it, we'd like to hope you have the common sense not to deem a chocolate bar wrapper to be your best option. Unfortunately, one Jeremy Kyle Show guest did not. Check it out below.
If you watch the Jeremy Kyle show expecting reasoned, adult discussions you're gonna have a bad time.
Yes, it seems there is no stone Jezza's guests will leave unturned in humanity's endless quest to sink to new lows - as is evidenced perfectly in the above clip.
The footage begins with Mark, a guest on the show, asking the Kyle and the audience if they 'like Toffee Crisps'.
Who doesn't, right? But after a moment of confused silence from the audience, who were seemingly struggling to muster an answer to such a complex question, Mark gave a stark warning.
"You ain't gonna like 'em now," he exclaimed.
What could he possibly mean? Why would Jeremy Kyle and his audience suddenly cease to like Toffee Crisps?
Sure enough, that question was swiftly answered by the exasperated guest.
"Because she had sex," he shouted, pointing at nothing in particular, "with someone who wore a Toffee Crisp wrapper as a johnny."
Jeremy Kyle stared through Mark in astonishment, doing that face he sometimes does where he closes one eye a little bit, grimmaces and screws his waxy face up as if he's just sniffed a particularly ripe shite.
"WHATEVER!! Get rid of the screen," Mark said.
"Toffee Crisp wrapper... as a condom?!?" Jezza reiterated in disbelief.
"YEP," Mark barked proudly.
Backstage, ex Joanne was adamant that she wasn't the one with the unconventional contraception practises.
"Actually, that wasn't me," she claimed.
Yes it was," replied a defiant Mark.
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The whole exchange was supposed to settle the matter of whether he was still in love with his ex, which didn't seem to be the case. But as we've learned here, it's hard to stay on topic when someone's accusing someone else of using a chocolate bar wrapper as a prophylactic.
So, there you have it. I'm not entirely sure what 'it' is, but to quote Mark, 'whatever'.
Featured Image Credit: ITV/The Jeremy Kyle ShowTopics: TV and Film, UK Entertainment, Jeremy Kyle, Condom