Someone Is Selling A Mask Of Sloth From The Goonies, But It Looks More Like A Bum
I mean, look at the state of it:
I can't imagine this shouting 'hey you guys' - can you? Maybe 'help me, guys'.
The absolute chancer who is flogging the bizarre creation on Amazon describes it as a 'Latex Mask Rubber Creepy Ugly Hip Head the Goonies Sloth Mask'. Well, it's definitely more 'hip head' than 'Sloth', if you ask me.
The masks are listed for £20.89, plus 50p for UK delivery - and while I have to say that it looks nothing like Sloth to me, I do think it's a pretty horrific mask, ideal for Halloween.
Picture the scene: it's 31 October, there's a knock at your door and outside there's a small child. He's all dressed up for Halloween, trick or treat bag in hand, and you fly out dressed like this. One hundred percent, that kid is scarred for life.
Oddly, there are no reviews on this particular item but according to its description it 'may have a little latex odour', which is possibly a relief when you think what it could smell like.
A screenshot of the mask was shared on Twitter by comedian Ted Travelstead, who wrote: "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm clearly Sloth from The Goonies. Let go of me!"
And, of course, after he shared it the jokes have rolled in thick and fast.
One amused social media user suggested: "Somebody clearly had some sort of production issue with a sex toy and tried to salvage the lot."
While another said it was 'disturbing on at least two levels', which is probably being a bit generous, to be honest.
A third added that the mask 'goes well with One-Eyed Willie'. Well, we'll leave that one there, shall we?
Regardless of the fact that it looks not one iota like Sloth, I still reckon you're not going to find a more terrifying mask than this by the end of the month. If you want one, you can buy it here. Happy Halloween!
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