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Emma Watson's Film Has Made Less Than A GSCE Student Makes In Part-Time Work

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Emma Watson's Film Has Made Less Than A GSCE Student Makes In Part-Time Work

If you're like me and find it hilarious when A-listers have a go at doing serious work only for it to bomb, then you'll enjoy this.

Emma Watson's latest flick The Colony has apparently only made £47 during its opening weekend.

The Guardian reports that the drama, in which Watson portrays a woman trying to rescue her husband from a cult, took under £50 at the UK box office. I reckon that's just four different couples going in for a cheeky snog and maybe a finger.

The film was released on demand on Friday.

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Watson is not the first actor to experience a total stinker like this. Adam Sandler seems to routinely fall victim to terrible audience turnouts, and even film legends Al Pacino's and Anthony Hopkins' new thriller Misconduct made less thank £100 in its opening weekend.

Saying all this, will she even give a shit? Watson was in fucking Harry Potter and probably wipes her arse with the same amount of money The Colony brought in.

Emma Watson next stars in Disney's revamping of Beauty and the Beast opposite Dan Stevens as the Beast.

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It's set for a March 2017 release. I'm gonna go mental here and say it makes a bob or two more.

Words Josh Teal

Topics: Emma Watson

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