What comes in to your head when I say Space Mountain? The Disneyland ride, presumably. But gone are those innocent days. When I say Space Mountain to you any time after you've read this article, you'll only think of Ric Flair's naked body.
Yep, that's what the WWE icon calls his body, his dick or overall sexual experience, as in: "You wanna go back to my room and go on Space Mountain?" or "Jess, I'm bored. You wanna take a spin on Space Mountain?" or "What do you mean 'this is different from the Disneyland ride'?"
Flair was talking about Space Mountain (his junk) last week on his podcast and when it was asked if there had been any celebrity 'riders', he didn't exactly hold back.
Interviewer: Any celebrity riders of Space Mountain?
Ric Flair: Oh, several dozen. Do you want me to start with Halle Berry?
Interviewer: Oh, Halle Berry rode Space Mountain?
Ric Flair: [Laughs] Of course she did. She was in Atlanta and she [had] just got divorced from Dave Justice.
Interviewer: Wait, are you telling a real story right now?
Ric Flair: Would I have to make up a lie?
Berry divorced David Justice in 1997, which would have made Flair 48 at the time.
He could just be having us on but, you know, knowing the Nature Boy, it could also be 100 percent true.
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