Yeah, I can hear ya'. 'What's this? Why have you posted this shite? NOBODY CARES'. Except you do because you're reading this sentence and have clicked this article to see if Kylie Jenner can give you a brain-spunk.
And I don't blame you. We're a curious people. When I think of 2017, I don't wanna plan a resolution that stops me smoking or drinking necessarily, but one that helps bring us all together to watch celebrity head porn without stigmas. Without judgment from strangers on the internet.
ASMR, autodomous sensory meridian response, is a sensation that leaves 'a warm, fuzzy feeling in the back of the head and spine' of a person when listening to something that includes whispering, soft crackling, or tapping surfaces.
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In the case with this video, amassed from one of Kylie Jenner's Snapchat stories, the young businesswoman (?) can be seen preparing a meal in her kitchen, instructing us along the way in her baby-voiced murmuring.
Unfortunately, just as I was about to reach that sweet release, my editor tapped me on the shoulder and told me about some work thing, totally killing my vibe.
I couldn't really get it back after that, but I know that for a moment in time, the clip was doing exactly what it said on the tin.
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Or maybe this is all a placebo effect and I'm just constantly, embarrassingly aroused by anything.
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