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CHRIST I'M ROUGH
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SO ROUGH I'M STRUGGLING TO EVEN WATCH TV
ALCOHOL IS A DEPRESSANT. IT'S PRETTY CLEAR
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FUCKING HELL, I'M SO ROUGH
I CAN'T STOP SWEATING
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WHAT WOULD'VE HARAMBE GIVEN TO HAVE LIVED, THOUGH?
IT'S NOT WORTH IT. I'M GONNA SETTLE DOWN, HAVE KIDS AND GET ANXIOUS OVER SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
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I'D ALREADY SURPASSED THE 14-UNITS-A-WEEK BEFORE THIS WEEKEND EVEN STARTED
WHAT IF I'M ALWAYS ROUGH?
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I'LL TRY HAVING A NAP
TOO SWEATY CAN'T NAP
HAIR OF THE DOG?
WORK TOMORROW. FUCK SAKE
IT'S ALRIGHT. JUST DRINK WATER. EVERYBODY DRINKS IN BRITAIN
CHURCHILL WON THE SECOND WORLD WAR AND HE DRANK EVERYDAY
JUST BE CAREFUL WITH IT. NOT DRINK-WATER-WITH-YOUR-PINTS CAREFUL BUT JUST A MORE CHILLED APPROACH
DANNY DYER GOT JUMPED BY MARK WRIGHT'S MATES AT V FESTIVAL. THINGS CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE
THE END IS NIGH
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