Mischa Barton Puts Exclamation Point On Recent Controversies By Posting A Topless Picture

The other day I woke up stark bollock naked, had a shit, and then stretched, still in my birthday suit, on my balcony. No one gave a shit, no one pictured it, and the world carried on turning. I had a sausage butty, had another shit, then grabbed some more Zs. It was chill.

This scenario isn't the case for other people these days. Whether it's wannabes, has-beens or the I'm-screaming-out-for-attention-please-love-me celebrities, there's bound to be some tenuous way to end up in a tabloid for doing absolutely nothing of any interest.

Mischa Barton (don't worry, I had to ask who she was too) is one of these people. She's been at the forefront of social media controversy as of late, beginning with a battle with her mother over their $7million California home (life's fucking hard, isn't it?) and a picture she chose to accompany a post about the recent shooting of Alton Sterling.

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The former O.C actress posted a picture of her on a yacht drinking a glass of wine, with the caption: "This may have been going on forever in the United States but thank god the pigs get caught on camera now. Its unthinkable and an embarrassment to America. The country I was brought up in.

"Somebody make change. We need gun control and unity. And a real President so think about that when this election is around the corner. The world is a precarious place right now. #stop #reflect and #act appropriately."

The image received backlash and Barton quickly deleted it.

So, obviously, after a shit storm like that, the best way to remedy the situation is to upload a topless picture of yourself, while smoking a cigarette, sat on a balcony overlooking the beautiful country of Greece. Because, why the fuck not?

Honestly, I know none of you actually care about all this, you're literally here to see tits, right? Well, tough, they're censored.

I don't particularly understand it, it just seems like a good way for a controversy to culminate.

She did appeared on Dancing with the Stars this year, so maybe she's just at that stage of her career where any attention is good attention.

Words by Mark McGowan

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Mark is a journalist at LADbible, who joined in 2015 after a year as a freelance writer. In the past he blogged for independent football fan channel Redmen TV, after graduating from Staffordshire University with degrees in journalism and English literature. He has worked on campaigns such as UOKM8? and IIOC.