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Prisoner Swallows Mobile Phone Whole

Prisoner Swallows Mobile Phone Whole

Let's hope it's not on vibrate.

Mark McGowan

Mark McGowan

Sometimes it can be tough to swallow things. For example, my girlfriend regularly struggles to swallow her dinner, because she has swollen glands.

You dirty fuckers, you definitely thought I was going to say something else.

However, apparently swallowing is not a problem at all for this prisoner.

The 29-year-old inmate managed to swallow a mobile phone whole, and had to be taken to Tallaght Hospital in Dublin after he began to vomit.

The case was reported by the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports, and admits that the reasons for the phone being swallowed are unclear.

Credit: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports

Doctors attempted to remove the device by using grippers attached to a camera and light.

They were unsuccessful and rather than wait for the prisoner to, erm, shit out the phone, they had no option but to operate.

Credit: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports

A 'laparotomy' was performed by surgeons, which is when they cut through the abdominal wall to access the organs inside.

This makes the Wine Gum I accidentally swallowed whole seem like a fucking Midget Gem.

Featured image credit: International Journal of Surgery Case Reports

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Topics: Mobile Phone, inmate, Prison