Ah, social media content creators. We’ve all come to know your 5am workouts, bedtime routines and meal prep - spoiler alert, it’s almost always a low-cal pomegranate salad.
But very rarely do we know where you drop off the kids at the pool.
However, one influencer has taken matters into her own hands by cuttin the rope at different venues, all while rating them out of ten.
The content creator hilariously posts under a TikTok page called ‘Sez.com.au’.
Most recently, the influencer who has accumulated over 20,000 followers, which we suspect has doubled right about now, posted a vlog of her dropping the Browns to the Super Bowl at the Marrickville Library.
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“Come with me to take a s**t in Marrickville Library in the inner west of Sydney, Australia,” she begins in the video.
“Students come here to study. Others come here to read or take time out. I came in here today because I really needed to take a s**t.”
We love the honesty, girl. So raw. So brave. Stunning.
“I walked into the toilets to find there was some toilet paper on the ground, which was pretty disappointing to see. The stalls offer a great deal of privacy, but the bog roll is pretty itchy," she continues.
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“The soap smelt like my primary school best friend’s great aunty Donna. No hand dryers provided.
"I mean, it was a pretty ok toilet, but no creativity or magic included in this toilet, which kinda sucks, yeah.”
She concluded the video: “Where should I s**t next?”
Which is a lot more refreshing than the typical ‘like and subscribe’.
Many were left in stitches over the vlog, as one person wrote: “Absolutely loving this toilet series.”
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Another said: “I’m following you only for future shit posts. Please don’t let me down.”
However, one user actually found her post quite helpful, writing: “You know what, as someone who needs to wee constantly, having someone rank toilets is actually really helpful.
“I know most of the decent public toilets when I travel into London and which stations have one in case I am stuck somewhere where I can’t find a loo. These are great and I’m going to Sydney soon, so at least I know the good shitting spots.”
Who knows, maybe one day she'll be judging the john at the Met Gala.
Topics: News, Australia, Social Media, TikTok
Charisa Bossinakis