• iconNews
  • videos
  • entertainment
  • Home
  • News
    • UK News
    • US News
    • Australia
    • Ireland
    • World News
    • Weird News
    • Viral News
    • Sport
    • Technology
    • Science
    • True Crime
    • Travel
  • Entertainment
    • Celebrity
    • TV & Film
    • Netflix
    • Music
    • Gaming
    • TikTok
  • LAD Originals
    • Say Maaate to a Mate
    • Daily Ladness
    • Lad Files
    • UOKM8?
    • FreeToBe
    • Extinct
    • Citizen Reef
  • Advertise
  • Terms
  • Privacy & Cookies
  • LADbible Group
  • UNILAD
  • SPORTbible
  • GAMINGbible
  • Tyla
  • UNILAD Tech
  • FOODbible
  • License Our Content
  • About Us & Contact
  • Jobs
  • Latest
  • Topics A-Z
  • Authors
Facebook
Instagram
X
Threads
Snapchat
TikTok
YouTube

LAD Entertainment

YouTube

LAD Stories

Submit Your Content
The longest penis sizes around the world, according to 2023 data

Home> News> Health

Updated 11:33 23 Nov 2023 GMTPublished 11:32 23 Nov 2023 GMT

The longest penis sizes around the world, according to 2023 data

Do you measure up to your national average?

Joe Harker

Joe Harker

Yesterday we told you how long the average man lasts in bed, and the results may not have been what many blokes were hoping to hear.

The average man will make it about five-and-a-half minutes between the sheets, which is about half as long as they hoped to last, and studies found that a person's porn habits could give them the wrong impression.

When it comes to length in the bedroom, there's another discussion being had which really puts the 'long' in 'schlong'.

In addition to being concerned about the length of their intimacy, some men are also concerned about the length of their implement.

Advert

Fortunately for those who want to know if their ding-dong is sufficiently long, there's a whole load of data which claims to know the average penis size for almost every country around the world.

According to the World Population Review, the average man's erect penis was between 5.1 inches (12.9 cm) and 5.5 inches (13.92 cm), so whether you're a grower or a shower you'll probably be somewhere in that area.

The size of your wang also doesn't correlate with other factors such as fertility or the average number of sexual partners, so if you're a world-class studmuffin it's because of your other qualities and not because of what's between your legs.

Be honest mate, it's not that long. Luckily the average is nowhere near as big as you thought.
Getty Stock Photo

In a global sense, British bangers were slightly above average at 5.63 inches (14.3 cm) but in Europe the most well-endowed were the Dutch.

Advert

It turns out that the nether regions of the Netherlands are on average the biggest in Europe at 6.14 inches (15.6 cm).

Elsewhere in the world, the biggest ding-a-lings were supposedly found in the African country of Sudan, with their average being 7.07 inches (17.95 cm), closely followed by an average length of 7.06 inches (17.93 cm) in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

As for the smallest average size, over on the other side of the world it's Thailand with a reported penis average of 3.71 inches (9.43 cm)

However, as they note this data is notoriously prone to being wrong because penis size surveys tend to rely on self-reported data, and trusting a bloke to be completely honest about the length of his member can be a bit of a fool's errand.

Data on penis size is notoriously inaccurate, as many men misreport the dimensions of their member.
Getty Stock Photo

Advert

On top of that, the survey pointed out that such surveys suffered from 'volunteer bias', where men with more sizeable sausages were more likely to volunteer the information and sign up to participate.

So fellas, if you've been lying about the length of your little chap then this whole study is ruined and we don't really know what the average penis size is after all.

Really though, the most important takeaway is that there's not a lot of variation in the actual average size from country to country, and that whatever you're packing in your pants is going to be enough to do whichever job is required of it.

Featured Image Credit: Getty/Tuomas A. Lehtinen / Pixabay

Topics: Health, Sex and Relationships, Weird

Joe Harker
Joe Harker

Joe graduated from the University of Salford with a degree in Journalism and worked for Reach before joining the LADbible Group. When not writing he enjoys the nerdier things in life like painting wargaming miniatures and chatting with other nerds on the internet. He's also spent a few years coaching fencing. Contact him via [email protected]

X

@MrJoeHarker

Advert

Advert

Advert

Choose your content:

8 hours ago
  • 8 hours ago

    Man who killed twisted murderer Jeffrey Dahmer explains why he did it

    The notorious serial killer was killed in 1994

    News
  • 8 hours ago

    Elon Musk forms his 'own political party' after fallout with Trump

    Looks like the tech billionaire isn't done with politics after all

    News
  • 8 hours ago

    Woman who lives in underground bunker with no windows reveals how much she saves on rent

    At least she's ready for the apocalypse

    News
  • 8 hours ago

    Man who chose to live underwater for 100 days to see what would happen to his body reveals shocking impact it had

    Dr Joseph Dituri spent 100 days at sea in 2023

    News
  • Millions of men around the world have completed No Nut November challenge
  • Doctor reveals simple way to reverse 'penis shrinkage' that affects men as they age
  • Surgeon reveals the one body part that gives away your penis size and it's not your feet
  • Man gets food poisoning in his penis after an intimate moment with his wife