There can be many red flags that come up while dating, but supermodel Heidi Klum's cinema dating experience well and truly takes the popcorn.
These days, the America’s Got Talent judge is fully loved up with her husband of three years - Tokio Hotel guitarist Tom Kaultiz, recently saying about her beau: “I just know him so well. We just gel really well. I just feel like, ‘Finally, I found the one'. So far so good. I hope it stays that way.”
But it hasn't all been smooth sailing romantically for Klum, as she revealed during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday (18 August).
While we've all snogged our fair share of not-the-ones, nothing quite compares to the to the stomach-turning audacity of a bloke sticking his penis into a box of popcorn in the hopes his cinema date might give it a touch, as supermodel Klum recently attested to.
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Speaking to guest host Nicole Byer, Klum revealed that she’d once gone to catch a movie with a guy, and helped herself to the popcorn sitting on his lap, only to stumble upon his willy.
We can’t work out what’s worse, the fact he presumably brought a pair of scissors to the cinema so he could cut a hole for his dick in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, or that walking creepshows like him actually exist.
Revealing she’d been on her fair share of dates in the past, Klum recalled the vomit-inducing cinema date, and shared the exact moment she realised it wasn’t just popcorn in the snack box sitting on her fella’s lap.
She told Byer: “I’m reaching over and eating the popcorn and then all of a sudden there’s a hot dog in the popcorn — but it was attached.”
After Byer explained to the audience exactly what the star was alluding to, Klum quipped: “Have you ever had a hot dog in your popcorn? That was a first,” to which Byer responded: “That’s something you talk about in therapy.”
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Earlier this month, Klum made an appearance on E!’s Daily Pop and aside from gushing about her hubby, she made some, erm, fun(?) jokes about guzzling his blood.
Klum, 49, and Kaultiz, 32, tied the knot in 2019, and during her interview Klum touched upon her husband’s younger age, joking that his bodily fluids are behind her age-defying looks.
Speaking about her beauty regime, Klum quipped: “I suck his [Kaultiz’s] young blood, is what I’m doing. Like a vampire.”
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