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Pensioner Rushes To Save Washed Up Woman Only To Discover She's A Headless Sex Doll

Jake Massey

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Pensioner Rushes To Save Washed Up Woman Only To Discover She's A Headless Sex Doll

A pensioner rushed to save a washed up woman on a beach only to discover she was, in fact, a headless sex doll.

Chris Ford was looking for driftwood on Chesil Beach in Dorset on Sunday (6 February), but was given a fright when he spotted a mutilated body lying face down.

To his relief though, he realised on closer inspection that the disfigured woman was in fact a sex doll.

The 67-year-old recalled: "It was a human-like figure but was too clean and too pretty - and it did not have a head. Apart from its lack of a face it was very anatomically correct. So as soon as I got to her I knew it was a sex doll.

There she is. Credit: SWNS
There she is. Credit: SWNS

"I am always out collecting driftwood after storms so I fully expected to see a human body one day but never this. It certainly made my day."

The retired photographer confirmed he left the doll where it was once he'd snapped a few pics, before a beach cleaner dumped it by the bins.

He said: "I just chuckled and found the whole things hilarious. I've seen dead cows, pieces of dolphin, seals etc wash up - but never anything like this.

"It was a proper life-size doll and it looked like it had broken its shoulder joint as the right arm was bent back."

Chris made sure to get plenty of pics. Credit: SWNS
Chris made sure to get plenty of pics. Credit: SWNS

As for how it got there, Chris has a theory.

He said: "It just caught me by surprise, but we can only speculate where it came from.

"It is a busy shipping channel with loads of boats so it could have come from one of them.

"Maybe a fisherman's wife found it in the cupboard and threw it overboard. It did not have a head - so maybe a perverted fisherman got rid of it but decided to clear it out and keep the head - I can only speculate why.

"We all had a proper giggle. She was certainly very pert indeed and I have tried to preserve her modesty in the pictures."

Chris had a daft laugh speculating about the doll's past. Credit: SWNS
Chris had a daft laugh speculating about the doll's past. Credit: SWNS

The find comes at the same time police confirmed that Chris' discovery of what he thought was a human arm was in fact a large mammal.

He said: "On 8 December in a storm I found what looked like a human forearm on the beach. It had five fingers which were longer than normal so I contacted the police. They came down and carried out forensics but they have just confirmed to me it was in fact a mammal.

"That one took a bit longer to get to the bottom of than identifying the sex doll."

Anyone else looking forward to retirement?

Featured Image Credit: SWNS

Topics: UK News, Weird

Jake Massey
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