Megan Fox has instructed Machine Gun Kelly to kill her or get her pregnant in her latest bizarre love note.
The pair publicly dote on each other on a regular basis, not just by holding hands and saying 'I love you', but by drinking each other's blood and exchanging painful engagement rings and so on.
As such, Fox's comment on her fiancé's latest Instagram post should come as no surprise.
The musician - real name Colson Baker - shared snaps of himself posing in a rather distinctive torso-baring latex get-up, and evidently, Fox liked what she saw.
But of course, she didn't comment something along the lines of: "You look great/I love you/There's my sexy boy."
No, she went for: "Never has anyone with better bone structure walked this earth.
"Exquisitely, devastatingly handsome. And 6 foot 5?
"Kill me or get me pregnant. Those are the only options."
Her comment has received thousands of likes - as well as a mixture of replies.
One person wrote: "This world couldn't handle how beautiful your babies would be."
Another said: "Wtf is going on with you two? You guys are a trip."
As you've probably gathered, the couple seem to have a fairly alternative kind of relationship, characterised by PDA, raunchiness and odd posts on social media.
They met on the set of Midnight In The Switchgrass (2021) and got engaged after a year-and-a-half of dating.
Announcing their engagement in January, 36-year-old Transformers star Fox said: "In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree.
"We asked for magic. We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time.
"Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.
"Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.
"And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes...and then we drank each other's blood."
Ah well, different strokes for different folks, I suppose.Featured Image Credit: meganfox/Instagram