Gordon Ramsay Misses His Son And Wears His Underpants
There are 7 billion people in the world. That means there are a lot of weirdos out there. No doubt one of them would like nothing more than for Gordon Ramsay to wear their underpants and think about how much he misses them. However, it is unlikely that person is his son.
Ramsay made the peculiar revelation on The Late Late Show with James Cordon while discussing the fact his children were leaving home. It started out fairly normal, with Ramsay admitting he was 'gutted' when he had to leave his twins, Jack and Holly, at their respective universities.
But it was Ramsay's reflections on being around the house since his children left which raised eyebrows.
He said: "It's tough. I went up the stairs to Jack's bedroom last weekend and I opened all the drawers and his socks and his pants are all there. Five minutes later I'm fucking wearing them."
You what Gordon?
Quite understandably, Corden isn't going to just let that one slip under the rug, questioning why on earth he would feel compelled to do this. Meanwhile Ramsay backtracks, interjecting with cries of 'he's the same size' and 'nooooo'.
Ramsay explains: "All mine were in the wash, so I thought, Jack he's nicked my bloody pants again. Lo and behold they're upstairs in his drawer.
"So I put them on and just sat on his bed thinking, damn, bud I miss you."
Awwww, how sweet/odd.
Of course, he wasn't wearing the underpants because they were his son's, he was wearing them because they were fucking freeeeeeeesh.
Just a couple of weeks ago, Ramsay's privates were front and centre after chef Gino D'Acampo revealed that big Gord used to wake him up with his penis. Yes you read that correctly.
If you want more detail, he basically used to bang his knob on Gino's foot until he woke up when the pair shared a caravan during the production of Gordon, Gino and Fred: Road Trip... Whether that's better or worse than what you initially thought when you read that he used to 'wake him up with his penis' depends on how your mind works.
Gino also claimed that Ramsay's alarm cock routine taught him that the big Scotsman is 'a big boy in every way', which means that if his son Jack's underpants are indeed the same size, then he's probably doing alright.
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