We all know that turtles are a little on the slow side.
We all know that, right? Like, we know it, but how much would you stake on it? Well, if you're this bloke, you'd stake your nose on it and, well, you'd lose. Watch the instant karma footage here.
Michael Ganley was out fishing with his pal Victor Sanchez when they came across the turtle on the edge of the water. He lured it towards him with some bait and when it reached him - admittedly, quite slowly - he picked the creature up.
He taunts it, bringing it towards him and then pulling the turtle out of the water by its tail, clearly angering the animal, who is snapping away at thin air the whole time.
He proceeded to hold it with the shell towards him and treat it like a dog, scratching its belly, clicking his tongue at it and says "who's a good boy."
In a superb moment of karma, the man who taunted the poor turtle feels its wrath as the snapping turtle, well, snaps, and takes a huge bite out of his nose.
Turtle 1, Man 0.