They don't have the nickname robber crab for nothing.
Australia's Prime Minister said: "Someone’s always going to pay for it and it’s going to be you.”
Geoff Gallagher had almost given up on love, then he found Emma
The list includes: Weather Spoons cocktails with the girls, make friends with 'chavs' and beach day in Black Pool - is someone on a wind up?
Those who fail are blacklisted
Take your worst breakup story, multiply it by a hundred and then you’ll know how this dude felt watching his Mercedes being wrecked