Ah, the wedding night. You’ve spent the day celebrating and dancing until your feet are wrecked and then it’s finally time to go to bed with your S.O.
Supposedly, it’s the first time you’ll actually have sex with them.
And, let’s be honest, that’s not exactly the usual case these days, but some people still like to follow the tradition of not sleeping with their partner until they’ve put a ring on it.
So, when this newlywed bride got to share that with her husband, she found herself feeling ‘lied to’ when she claimed to discover he has a micropenis.
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The then 27-year-old took to Reddit to detail how her then 32-year-old partner had apparently refused to sleep with her during their short relationship beforehand.
He claimed that he was 'old fashioned' and wanted to wait until they tied the knot to get freaky in the sheets. She says they dated for six months before getting engaged, with another six months before their big day.
"We got close to fooling around a couple times, but it never went far," she recalled.
"I tried, but he always stopped after it went 'too far'."
Well, she wasted no time after getting back from her honeymoon to recount the moment she discovered he had a micropenis.
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"Am I the a**hole for reading into this and being upset that I waited until my wedding night to find out that he probably isn't as 'old fashioned' as he says he is?" she said.
"I'm not going to shame him and honestly I don't even know how I'll broach the topic (and I'm not seeking advice).
"I honestly just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary and went to town with him, but...I dunno.
"I kind of feel lied to. Like a halftruth...or something was intentionally withheld from me. This was unexpected, to say the least."
Well, things really kicked off because her Reddit post went viral and unfortunately for the venting wife, her husband apparently saw it.
She wrote in an update that he wanted to end the marriage and even sue her for defamation of character.
He was worried that it was only a matter of time before his name was leaked.
However, she confronted him about why he didn't tell her about his private parts before they got hitched.
She explained in the update that her husband was worried she would call off the wedding if she found out and then their families might discover the reason behind the move.
It's unclear what happened to the couple and whether the husband did end up suing her for defamation.
Although, surely, that would ignite The Streisand Effect and only bring more attention to the touchy subject.
Here's hoping they found a middle ground.
Topics: Sex and Relationships, Reddit
Jess Battison