Shopper 'Mortified' After Drunken Sex Doll Purchase Delivered To Neighbour

A drunken shopper was left 'mortified' after their drunken sex doll purchase was delivered to a neighbour.

The humiliation stemmed from an impulsive/intoxicated decision to buy the sex doll on eBay after the Euro 2020 final between England and Italy last month.

The anonymous shopper, from Leicestershire, UK, recalled what happened in the Spotted Whitwick community Facebook page.

They said: "Please ignore if not allowed/inappropriate but wondered if anyone could help me out.

"I live in a flat along Hermitage Road. When the Euros was on I got hammered and drunk-me thought it would be an excellent idea to buy a full life size sex doll off eBay after England lost."

Facebook/Spotted Whitwick

OK, I dunno about you, but after England's crushing defeat on penalties, I too was drunk - but ordering a sex doll on eBay was not in my thoughts. Not even close to them.

Anyway, the bizarre purchased backfired on them when a new neighbour had to sign for it.

The post continued: "Forgot about it until I got emails saying it had despatched and by that time couldn't cancel.

"So it arrived in the post earlier than expected today and needless to say I am mortified as I was at work so my neighbour who has just moved in agreed to sign for it when I was out to add to my horror. I dread to know what she is thinking."

Probably something along the lines of, 'Ah, my neighbour's probably just drunkenly bought that after the Euros final, hope they get good use out of it'.

Anyway, it turns out they were repulsed by the purchase - which must have looked better with beer goggles on. Now they're seeking advice from locals about how best to get rid of it.

Facebook/Spotted Whitwick

The post continued: "I opened it up and oh my god it's hideous. I don't know what to do with it. I'm so embarrassed. What do I do with it?

"I can't sell on Facebook Marketplace as that would involve getting it out the house, neighbours seeing, returning it under eBay's return policy would involve going to the post office aka social suicide.

"Going to the tip would be double social suicide not to mention if police pull me over thinking I'm disposing a real body.

"Does anyone know if Coalville tip has much CCTV around? Perhaps I could break in at night?

"Does anyone have any other suggestions or a big enough box to hide this heinous obscenity?"

Well, the post has received more than 500 likes, with one resident suggesting they take her down the pub and see if anyone takes her home, while another has offered to chuck her on a bonfire. You feel the latter might be the kinder option.

Topics: ebay, Funny, Drunk, Sex and Relationships, Fail, Community

Jake Massey

Jake Massey is a journalist at LADbible. He graduated from Newcastle University, where he learnt a bit about media and a lot about living without heating. After spending a few years in Australia and New Zealand, Jake secured a role at an obscure radio station in Norwich, inadvertently becoming a real-life Alan Partridge in the process. From there, Jake became a reporter at the Eastern Daily Press. Jake enjoys playing football, listening to music and writing about himself in the third person.

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