Porn Star With Million Dollar Penis Says He's 'A Grower Not A Shower'

Indeed, the tool of his trade is so important that it got insured for a small fortune.

However, while his appendage may look impressive on camera, he admitted it takes time to get it ready for presentation.

"I'm a grower, not a shower," he explained.

"If I went to a nightclub and a girl asked me to get it out on the dance floor, she would laugh at me thinking I was a porn star.

"You would look at mine and go, 'he's never a porn star.'

"But then once a bit of blood flow goes, he does the trick, he looks alright on camera."

Keiran - who now lives in Los Angeles - was appearing on the show to discuss the age old question of whether size does indeed matter.

In his line of work at least, it seems it does.

"Working in our industry you kind of have to have a big penis," he said.

"It's not like sex at home. With sex at home, you're just on top of your partner, where here you're basically having to do yoga to let a camera see all the angles and everything that you need to see."

But while having a big trouser sausage may be handy in the porn biz, Keiran thinks ordinary folks often fret too much about the size of their little guy.

"I've got friends over here that aren't the biggest shall we say, but that’s all they're worried about," he said.

"I play football out here, and you have a shower afterwards, and it's the guys that are looking at it out here and going, 'look at the size of it, how do I get mine that big?'

"I've known gentlemen over here in LA now that are actually getting filler in their penis to make it girthier - which is just crazy to me."

Hold on a minute, the guys are gobsmacked by the size of his penis in the showers after football - I thought he said it was a grower not a shower?

Suppose Keiran must really enjoy a post-match shower with the lads.