In this divisive day and age I think we can all agree on one thing: Nicolas Cage is totally awesome in an unusual way.
If you're going to be famous, don't be boring. Whether it's smashing his favourite pre-historic bear skull with Sean Bean, getting upset and burying it in a field or once doing magic mushrooms with his cat, Nic is pure entertainment.
And he doesn't even care. He's Nic Cage! China thinks he's the best actor in the world, and he may as well be.
You do you, Nic.
On Snakes
"Every great story seems to begin with a snake," Nic Cage once said. Really? I can think of...um, one?
I assume he means the serpent in the Garden of Eden that tempted Adam and Eve. But really all this made me do is think of the epic Snakes on a Plane.
Or whatever this snake creature is. I'd watch a movie about this Nic Snake.
On Wigs
Nicolas Cage has weird hair, which is pretty impressive for someone who is balding. Kudos for hanging onto that recessive hairline.
But apparently his hair just confuses people.
"Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig."
Wig, I think Credit: Facebook
Definitely wig Credit: Facebook
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On Being Abnormal
We're agreed that Nic is a bit of an oddball and apparently he also thinks so.
"I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the colour green," he shared.
You're not the only one, Nic.
A peak into what Nicolas Cage should really look like if his body reflected his soul.
Lip colour on fleek Credit: Facebook
On England
Nic is a big fan. At one point he was desperate to move to Somerset. Pretty different for a Hollywood actor.
"I love England - it's no secret," he has said. You don't need to keep that a secret, Nic, that's pretty normal.
He's such a big fan, that he wants to play everyone in the cast of Harry Potter. To be honest, I think you made a better Hermione.
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On Jumping
Nic is a very physical and erotic actor - he uses his body a lot. Mostly for over-acting but we still love it. But apparently, the real hijinks happen when he's by himself.
Can we lock him in a room with hidden CCTV cameras and find out what happens?
"I think I jump around more when I'm alone," he said, mysteriously. Much like these two.
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Can you imagine what it would be like if there were two Nic Cages? Maybe a good twin and an evil twin? Is that the plot to Face/Off?