Paul Rudd was told he has a ‘huge penis’ in a hilarious interview moment.
The Marvel star had a rather NSFW appearance on Rick Glassman’s Take Your Shoes Off podcast on Thursday (8 January).
They previously went viral for their last episode together, back in July, when they did a bit of a skit. The comedian’s podcast follows the pretty usual trope nowadays of basically sitting down for a chat with other comedians and celebrities, as well as features from his family members.
It’s billed as often being ‘very silly’ and having a ‘hint of awkwardness’ and that description probably fits in pretty well with Rudd’s appearances.
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The last time he was on, Michael Cera made a cameo as an ‘intern’ and accidentally spilled hot coffee on the Anaconda actor’s face.
He then had a fake emergency trip to hospital which he returned from pretending to have been drugged up on pain killers.
This then led to him ‘soiling’ himself and needing to be helped up by Glassman and Cera as his trousers were removed. The video then blurred out both the fake poo and Rudd’s private parts to really add to the bit.
His re-appearance on the podcast this month was therefore billed as him as discussing ‘the accident that happened’ and his ‘large wiener’.
This wasn’t exactly tip-toed around either as Glassman bluntly said: “You have a huge penis.
“You do - you have a huge penis.”
He went on to joke that as they were going to blur out the poo, they wondered if Rudd would rather they didn’t actually blur out his d**k.
“If showing the poop takes you down two points,” Glassman explained. “Showing the penis raises you four. So I thought you're coming out ahead.”
But Rudd kept up the joke from the last episode as he said he didn’t really remember a lot and didn’t actually realise ‘that you even saw my penis’.
“It was hard – it was soft to miss,” Glassman joked.
The host went on to ask him when he realised he had a ‘big ol dong’ as Rudd joked it was ‘junior high maybe’.
“Do you feel like people don’t know how big your penis is?” Glassman added as Rudd said he’s ‘never been naked in a movie’.
“I’m a fairly private person,” the star responded. “I don’t wanna just be wagging my d**k all over the place. I’m not Harvey Keitel in The Piano.”
People loved the ‘commitment to this bit’ as others were left with ‘so many questions’.
Jess Battison