Aliens are the talk of the town right now.
Last month, a former US intelligence official made the bombshell claims under oath that the Pentagon was in possession of alien tech and ‘non-human bodies’.
Then, a Harvard scientist claimed he’d found evidence of alien life in the Pacific Ocean off Manus Island, 260 miles from Papua New Guinea.
He claimed a meteor that landed in 2014 could actually be a spacecraft.
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All very exciting stuff, but I’m sure you can’t help thinking: what is Uri Geller’s take on all this?
The illusionist and self-proclaimed psychic, famous for allegedly bending spoons with the power of his mind, is the first person most of us would consult for an authoritative take on extraterrestrial life.
He’s long been sharing ominous tidings that things could all get a bit Independence Day, claiming aliens are preparing to make contact and NASA should prepare themselves for a mass landing.
And now, he’s given a rough estimate of when we can expect the little green men to arrive, so we can all put it in our diaries.
Geller told The Mirror: “I think in the coming 10 to 20 years there will be a landing.”
Thankfully, he reckons the aliens come in peace.
He continued: “It won’t be an invasion. Wherever they come from - I think maybe two or three species out there - if they wanted to destroy us they could."
In fact, the aliens are concerned with how we’re handling things, and are coming to visit in order to give us some pointers.
He said: “They’re concerned we might press the red buttons and nuclear bombs will fly. They won’t want our planet destroyed.”
What’s more, the aliens are actually planning to put on quite the show for us, a notable change of tack from the grainy footage of ‘UFOs’ we have so far.
Geller continued: “There will be a Steven Spielberg type landing. I hope they land somewhere like the White House lawn or the Eiffel Tower.
“It will be the biggest revelation in history - religiously, archaeologically, everything. It will be like finding the Arc of the Covenant.”
Apparently ‘a massive disinformation campaign’ will be mobilised to try and undermine any further ‘whistleblowers’ like the ones who recently testified before Congress.
Quite how the US government plans to cover up a UFO landing on the White House lawn or the Eiffel Tower remains to be seen.
Simon Fearn