Sexting can be difficult to get your head round. Not only is it slightly awkward to begin with, but there's always the off-chance that your words will be screenshotted and sent around about 50 different group chats.
Thank God for Snapchat! Right?
Anyway, Jezza showed how out of touch he is when it comes to modern day romance when he quizzed a guest on his show about how to sext.
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Jodie was on the show to confront her partner about her suspicions that he was cheating. She told Jeremy that she'd found messages on his phone.
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She said: "I've seen proof that he has been messaging girls asking girls for sex."
To which Jezza asked: "What do you do? Do you just send a message saying 'Do you want to have sex?' What do you do?"
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Jodie explains that it starts off with a 'hello' and then ends with a: 'fancy a shag?'. She then explained that her boyfriend also takes his phone to the toilet.
Jezza then embarrassed his security guard, Steve, by shouting over to ask if he'd ever taken his phone to the loo.
Steve answered: "No?" to which Jezza replied: "Are you sure?" And sure enough, Steve answered back: "...no".
It's not the first time Jeremy's embarrassed his crew. Do you remember that time he awkwardly asked them all about how many sexual partners they'd had?
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Weirdly, Jezza decided to ask his crew what their magic number was. Surely that's pretty inappropriate? If my boss asked me my magic number, I can imagine I'd duck under the desk so quick they wouldn't see me for dust.
How did this all come about? Well, one of the guests found out her ex-fella's magic number was 11 and, for her, that was far too high.
It was at this point that Jezza started going round the room like a manager at a training session, but instead of 'tell us a fun fact about yourself', it was 'so how many people have you banged?'.
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Security guard Steve declined to answer as he was on telly. Next up was Rich, who was clearly embarrassed as he stuttered that 11 was 'a good figure'. Jonathan also refused to answer because his mum was watching.
However, it's not like Jeremy has never embarrassed himself.
Remember when he revealed that he hadn't had sex for, well, ages?
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Jezza asked the guest for some tips after admitting he hadn't got any for nine months, three weeks, and three days.
That was back in October, however it looks like his dry spell is over now.
Jeremy had been single for a while after splitting with his ex-wife, Carla Germaine.
Recently, it was revealed that he's now in a relationship with his children's ex-nanny.
Apparently, Jezza has been dating Vicky Burton for the last two months, having been the family's nanny whilst he had been a married man.
Speaking to the Sun, Carla said: "I'm in shock - she was my nanny for nine years, she looked after my babies.
"We were best friends. But I haven't heard anything from her. I don't know whether I suspected something was going on before...
"Hindsight's a great thing. There were scenarios that, looking back now, make me think."
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She added that Jezza had been in touch since the news broke. She said: "I didn't know (about the relationship) until I found out yesterday morning.
"Jeremy called me at 9am, and he just said what had been written. It's all very new and very fresh.
"They say they've been together for two months, but you don't even know each other's shoe size after two months.
"What about our children? Why would he let it go public? I've got our three children to protect and this was their nanny. There are moral boundaries and integrity.
"My priority is my children."
Jezza and ex-wife Carla. Credit: PA Images
However, according to 25-year-old England Polo player James Carr, he and Carla enjoyed a 'passionate affair' while she and Jeremy were still married. He claims that the pair met up for sex 'six or seven times' after she went to him for polo lessons back in 2012.
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The Mirror spoke to him regarding their affair and he said: "Carla called after midnight asking if I wanted to meet her outside for a cigarette.
"We had a smoke and a chat and she told me Jeremy was in America. Then suddenly we began kissing. Without talking, I took her hand and led her inside my house.
"Carla took her high heels off so her shoes wouldn't make a noise on our stone stairs. We didn't want to wake my housemates. We started having sex - it was amazing."
In a statement released 18 months ago, when the pair announced they were getting divorced, Jeremy said they had 'separated amicably' after growing apart.
So there you have it; no-one's got a perfect life. But at least Jezza's getting some now.
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